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I’m pretty sure no one has ever really enjoyed having sex with me:
Agree
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There used to be a show called, “Gentle Ben Stein” about a lovable Jewish bear.
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Best day job for a serial killer:
Handy man
Maintenance worker
Laborer
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Four and a half years is a long time to wait between times having intercourse:
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My favorite confession from St. Augustine:
Never misses "Ugly Betty"
Can't walk past a bowl of chips without taking a handful
Every time he sees a picture of Jessica Alba, he blackens one of her teeth
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Dogs’ major complaint about T.S. Elliot:
“Wasteland” unreadable, pseudo-intellectual rubbish.
He was an anti-Semite
Wrote a book about cats
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I’d lie to get out of:
Taking a phone call from someone I didn't like.
Going to dinner with someone I didn't like.
Going to jail for murder.
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War? What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Settling land disputes
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Dogs' biggest fear about the next 1000 years:
Due to evolution, cats grow wings
Owner goes away for entire time and forgets to leave out water
Still being fed from same 100 pound bag of store brand dog food
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I’m the exception to the rule that balding guys in their 40s with suspect hygiene shouldn’t hit on young, attractive women in their 20s:
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